OK things that upset me about the movie bird box include: immediately being upset bc there were two children and i didn’t wanna watch them almost die a bunch of times, almost crying bc that one guy wanted to take the newborn babies and make them look out the window.. basically anything to do w babies i cAN’T take anymore

can’t even watch horror movies anymore bc it’s too upsetting now that i have a baby!! omfg

i have 900 instant gram followers and only 15 subscribed to my tinyletter… this is… exciting ^__^

had a dream i went on a trip without my kid and almost had sex w anthony bourdain but ended up playing a virtual reality dinosaur battle video game instead

i love my child so much the only human who brings me only joy

when lemonade the visual album came out i got super high and watched it once, and never watched or listened to it again